Um Skinny Bop

I was deleting messages in my Inbox, and I came across one of my many embarrassing stories. It made me laugh, so I thought I would share it again. Happy Thursday!

October 2003
After joining Headquarter's Gym last week, I decided I needed to take full advantage of my membership, so I hit the gym last night. However, something very unexpected happened to me. I decided to start my daily training off on the treadmill-running a few miles. So..., I hop on an enormous machine, turn on the TV, adjust the fan, perfect my towel, put on my headset, and select a good pace. The treadmill starts warming up and gets faster and faster and faster. So, there I am, running at a good speed-watching "Friends" on the TV. I am in my own little world-in the zone. The song "Um Skinny Bop" comes on and the adrenaline kicks in. So..., there I am, running..., surrounded my tons of people. I am singing to Poison and I decide that I need to quench my thirst with water. This is not an easy task folks. Very carefully, I try to gracefully straddle the treadmill. However, all of a sudden, in an instant, KURBANG! Yes, that's right. I go flying off of the treadmill at 50 mph and water goes every where. I am all tangled up in this contraption and it's still moving. WHY ME I ASK? Apparently, my foot slipped and I fell. For those of you who know my klutz tendencies-this tops the cake.

As I am leaving the gym, all of a sudden I hear an attractive guy talking
to his friend... "Hey, that's the girl that fell off of the treadmill. How embarrassing! He He He."
Great!

Embarrassing story number 5,200,342,560 in my life.